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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 169
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William Shakespeare
Since Cleopatra died, I have liv'd in such dishonour that the gods Detest my baseness.
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Akiro Kurosawa
In a mad world, only the mad are sane.
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William Shakespeare
The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.
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Samuel Butler
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
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Albert Einstein
Wisdom is not a product of schooling, but of the life- long attempt to acquire it.
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Bertrand Russell
When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others.
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Benjamin Franklin
How many observe Christ's birthday How few, his precepts O 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.
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Jawaharlal Nehru
I have become a queer mixture of the East and the West, out of place everywhere, at home nowhere.
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Voltaire
Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.
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Mae West
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Few things are impracticable in themselves; and it is for want of application, rather than of means, that men fail to succeed.
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X2 X-Men United
Mrs. Madeline Drake This is all my fault. Pyro Actually they discovered that it's the male who carries the mutant gene and passes it on so, it's his fault.
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