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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 50
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Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
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Ovid
What is harder than rock, or softer than water Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
A cheerful look brings joy to the heart.
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Michael Hanson
To will is to select a goal, determine a course of action that will bring one to that goal, and then hold to that action till the goal is reached. The key is action.
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Thomas a Kempis
Be thankful for the least gift, so shalt thou be meant to receive greater.
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Philip Guedalla
Autobiography is an unrivalled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.
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Malcolm X, Autobiography of Malcolm X chap 4
You can always chase a dream but it will not count if you never catch it.
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Dr. Seuss
I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent.
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Edmund Burke
Good order is the foundation of all things.
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John F. Kennedy
But peace does not rest in the charters and covenants alone. It lies in the hearts and minds of all people. So let us not rest all our hopes on parchment and on paper, let us strive to build peace, a desire for peace, a willingness to work for peace in the hearts and minds of all of our people. I believe that we can. I believe the problems of human destiny are not beyond the reach of human beings.
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Margaret Lee Runbeck
Giving is a necessity sometimes... more urgent, indeed, than having.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.
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