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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 100
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Henry David Thoreau
I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.
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Isaac Bashevis Singer
If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet.
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I Ching
The superior man acquaints himself with many sayings of antiquity and many deeds of the past, in order to strengthen his character thereby.
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Henry Seely
Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and stay warm all over. White men not so smart. They catch big wood. Build big fire. Stand far away, burn face and freeze ass.
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Elbert Hubbard
The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods.
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William Lippmann
The thinker dies, but his thoughts are beyond the reach of destruction. Men are mortal, but ideas are immortal.
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Charles Simmons
Promptitude is not only a duty, but is also a part of good manners; it is favorable to fortune, reputation, influence, and usefulness; a little attention and energy will form the habit, so as to make it easy and delightful.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every time he looks at the object beloved, drawing from it with his eyes and his mind those virtues which it possesses.
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George Eliot
The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.
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Woody Allen
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
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Walter Bagehot, "Biographical Studies", 1863
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.
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Chinese Proverb
A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
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