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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 73

William Graham Sumner

Property left to a child may soon be lost but the inheritance of virtue--a good name an unblemished reputation--will abide forever. If those who are toiling for wealth to leave their children, would but take half the pains to secure for them virtuous habits, how much more serviceable would they be. The largest property may be wrested from a child, but virtue will stand by him to the last.


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Cicero

Liberty is rendered even more precious by the recollection of servitude.


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Orison Swett Marden

There are powers inside of you, if you could discover and use, would make of you everything you ever dreamed or imagined you could become.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Adopt the pace of nature.


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Edward Eggleston

Persistent people begin their success where others end in failure.


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Niccolo Machiavelli

When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the marjority of men live content.


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Joe Ancis

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.


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Mark McGee

God loves the world. That's plain to see as we read His Word. Today, God loves the world through us, His Children of Grace. Christ is 'in' us and we are 'in' Christ. Christ is loving people and reaching out to them through us. He is making His appeal through us. He is reconciling people to Himself through us


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Sigmund Freud, The Future of an Illusion (1927)

The more the fruits of knowledge become accessible to men, the more widespread is the decline of religious belief.


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Laertius Diogenes

All things are in common among friends.


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Earl Weaver

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.


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Thomas Paine

He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.



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