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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 59
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Virginia Woolf
It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes comes to the top.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Undeserved praise causes more pangs of conscience later than undeserved blame, but probably only for this reason, that our power of judgment are more completely exposed by being over praised than by being unjustly underestimated.
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Peter Plagens
LA needs the cleansing of a great disaster or founding of a barricaded commune.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
He is great who confers the most benefits.
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Lavina Goodell
Critics are by no means the end of the law. Do not think all is over with you because you articles are rejected. It may be that the editor has his drawer full, or that he does not know enough to appreciate you, or you have not gained a reputation, or he is not in a mood to be pleased. A critic's judgment is like that of any intelligent person. If he has experience, he is capable of judging whether a book will sell. That is all.
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Vince Lombardi
Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect.
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J. G. C. Brainard
Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves.
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Norman Lewis Smith
My boy will learn by what I am and what I do far more than what I tell him.
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William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar", Act 3 scene 1
How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over
In states unborn and accents yet unknown!
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Jacques Delille
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
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Nero Claudius Caesar
What an artist the world is losing in me
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Alexander Senturia
Love is not a crime, denying it is. Having dreams is not a crime, not chasing them is. Making mistakes is not a crime, not learning from them is. Life is not a crime, not living it is.
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