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Humour Proverbs and Sayings - 44
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Henry Ward Beecher
Our sweetest experiences of affection are meant to point us to that realm which is the real and endless home of the heart.
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Anna Mary Robertson Moses
A strange thing is memory, and hope one looks backward, and the other forward one is of today, the other of tomorrow. Memory is history recorded in our brain, memory is a painter, it paints pictures of the past and of the day.
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William James
If you want a quality, act as if you already had it.
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Sophocles
Numberless are the world's wonders, but none More wonderful than man.
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Miguel de Cervantes
An honest man's word is as good as his bond.
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Publilius Syrus
A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
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Bhagavad Gita
On action alone be thy interest, Never on its fruits. Let not the fruits of action be thy motive, Nor be thy attachment to inaction.
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Sophocles
A short saying oft contains much wisdom.
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Author Unknown
Prejudice is the reasoning of fools.
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Jeff Melvoin
The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide.
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Niels Henrik David Bohr
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.
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Dan Quayle, 11/30/88
Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
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