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Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 65
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Jean De La Bruyere
The slave has but one master, the ambitious man has as many as can help in making his fortune.
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Nicholas Chamfort
Success produces success, just as money produces money.
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Plato, Dialogues, Parmenides
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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Albert Einstein
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
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William Shakespeare
They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become much more the better For being a little bad.
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Romanian Proverb
If you wish good advice, consult an old man.
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Janeane Garofalo
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
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Isabel Waxman
It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days.
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R. Buckminster Fuller
I think I am a verb.
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Bernard Berenson
Miracles happen to those who believe in them.
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Albert Einstein
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
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