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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Proverbs and Sayings - 47

Jim Povec

The web eliminates all hiding places.


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Colette, Prisons and Paradise, 1932

We only do well the things we like doing.


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Ludwig van Beethoven

I wish you music to help with the burdens of life ,and to help you release your happiness to others.


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Hubert Humphrey

Never give up on anybody.


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Donald Curtis

We are what and where we are because we have first imagined it.


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Mennonite Proverb

I will charge thee nothing but the promise that thee will help the next man thee finds in trouble.


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May Sarton

Though friendship is not quick to burn, It is explosive stuff.


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William Safire

The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.


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Paul Theroux

Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to do a thing.


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Brenda Ueland

So you see, imagination needs moodling - long, inefficient, happy idling, dawdling and puttering.


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Dwight D Eisenhower

Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.


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Agnes Repplier

It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.



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