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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 39

Harry Millner

There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but only one view.


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"Malcom X" ( 1964), The Atobiograghy of Malcom X

Yes, I have cherished my demagogue role. I know that societies often have killed the people who have helped to change those societies. And if I can die having bought any light, having exposed any meaningful truth that will help to destroy the racist cancer that is maligant in the body of America - then, all of the credit is due to Allah. Only the mistakes have been mine.


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Caitlin Matthews

To be at peace with ourselves we need to know ourselves.


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French Proverb

A crow is no whiter for being washed.


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Jawaharlal Nehru

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism the way you play it is free will.


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Cecil B. DeMille

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.


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Alexander Smith

Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.


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Mark Twain

Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Rest not Life is sweeping by go and dare before you die. Something mighty and sublime, leave behind to conquer time.


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Voltaire

We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.


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Spencer W. Kimball

The leaven of true leadership cannot lift others unless we are with and serve those to be led.


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George Washington

Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master.



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