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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 69
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Theodore Roosevelt, Theodore Roosevelt, an autobiography
Of all forms of tyranny the least attractive and the most vulgar is the tyranny of mere wealth, the tyranny of plutocracy.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
How ridiculous and unrealistic is the man who is astonished at anything that happens in life.
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Clarence Darrow
To think is to differ.
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Henry David Thoreau
In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, they had better aim at something high.
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Thomas Fuller
Do as most do, and men will speak well of you.
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Earl of Chesterfield
Prepare yourself for the world, as the athletes used to do for their exercise; oil your mind and your manners, to give them the necessary suppleness and flexibility; strength alone will not do.
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Thomas Alva Edison
I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward.
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Agatha Christie
I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming that comes when you finish the life of the emotions and of personal relations and suddenly find - at the age of fifty, say - that a whole new life has opened before you, filled with things you can think about, study, or read about...It is as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you.
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William Shakespeare
A man in all the world's new fashion planted, That hath a mint of phrases in his brain.
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Helen Keller
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
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Pauline Frederick
When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look then, if they like what they see, they listen.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
I am sure of this, that by going much alone a man will get more of a noble courage in thought and word than from all the wisdom that is in books.
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