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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 86
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Francois Fenelon
Children are very nice observers, and will often perceive your sligthest defects. In general, those who govern children, forgive nothing in them, but everything in themselves.
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Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw everything into it-beets, carrots, cabbage, onions, everything you want. What's important is the result, the taste of the borscht.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
To love and win is the best thing, to love and lose, the next best.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
To wish to be well is a part of becoming well.
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Joseph Chilton Pearce
To live a creative life, we must lose our fear of being wrong.
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Woodrow Wilson
The world must be made safe for democracy.
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Francois Rabelais, 1532
So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
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Franois Auguste Ren Rodin
Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
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Bette Midler
I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
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Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays (1928), "On the Value of Scepticism"
It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatsoever for supposing it is true.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you see an animal and you can't tell if it's a skunk or a cat, here's a good saying to help 'Black-and-white, stinks all right. Tabby-colored, likes a fella.'
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Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957
James, you ought to discover some day that words have an exact meaning.
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