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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 30
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward.
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Seneca
Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.
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Ausonius
Things that we hear pass quicker from our minds than what we read.
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Senator Dianne Feinstein
Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstriped suit.
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Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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Henry David Thoreau
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
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Noam Chomsky
All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume.
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Leonard I. Sweet
The future is not something we enter. The future is something we create.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
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Elizabeth Bowen
Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do.
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Thomas Alva Edison
Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.
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Mark Twain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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