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Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 89
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Simeon Strunsky
If you want to understand democracy, spend less time in the library with Plato and more time in the buses with people.
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Joseph Priestly
In completing one discovery we never fail to get an imperfect knowledge of others of which we could have no idea before, so that we cannot solve one doubt without creating several new ones.
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Lois McMaster Bujold
Exile, for no other motive than ease, would be the last defeat, with no seed of future victory in it.
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Karol Newlin
Popularity comes from allowing yourself to be bored by people while pretending to enjoy it.
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Nigerian Proverb
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
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Jon Krakauer, Into Thin Air
No, it is remrable that everest did not yield to the first few attempts; it would have been suprising and not a little sad if it had, for that is not the way of great mountains.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
A home without books is a body without soul.
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Mark Twain
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
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Sacha Guitry
An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
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Eugene Benge
Getters don't get--givers get.
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Tom Morris
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
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Haniel Long
In youth the human body drew me and was the object of my secret and natural dreams. But body after body has taken away from me that sensual phosphorescence which my youth delighted in. Within me is no disturbing interplay now, but only the steady currents of adaptation and of sympathy.
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