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Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 33
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C. S. Lewis
Five senses; an incurably abstract intellect; a haphazardly selective memory; a set of preconceptions and assumptions so numerous that I can never examine more than minority of them - never become conscious of them all. How much of total reality can such an apparatus let through?
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Spider-Man
Ring Announcer What's your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That's it The Human Spider That's the best you've got Peter Yeah. Ring Announcer Well that sucks.
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Johann von Goethe
A life without love, without the presence of the beloved, is nothing but a mere magic-latern show. We draw out slide after slide, swiftly tiring of each, and pushing it back to make haste for the next.
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Mark Heath, Spot the Frog, 09-09-05
Even the best of friends need time apart.
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Richard Nelson Bolles
There is a vast world of work out there in this country, where at least 111 million people are employed in this country alone--many of whom are bored out of their minds. All day long. Not for nothing is their motto TGIF -- 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.
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Vince Lombardi
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a lack of will.
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Golda Meir
It is true we have won all our wars, but we have paid for them. We don't want victories anymore.
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Rene Descartes
Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.
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Werner Heisenberg
What happens depends on our way of observing it or on the fact that we observe it.
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Black Elk, Native American
Continuous effort is the key to unlocking our potential.
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Geoffrey F. Albert
But what do we mean by the American Revolution Do we mean the American War The revolution was effected before the war commenced. The revolution was in the minds and hearts of the people.
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Anon.
Don't steal. The government hates competition.
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