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Humour Proverbs and Sayings - 34
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James Fenimore Cooper
The tendency of democracies is, in all things, to mediocrity.
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Horace, Odes
It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who knows how to use with wisdom the blessings of the gods, to endure hard poverty, and who fears dishonor worse than death, and is not afraid to die for cherished friends or fatherland.
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Andrew Schneider
Death is the enemy. I spent 10 years of my life singlemindedly studying, practicing, fighting hand to hand in close quarters to defeat the enemy, to send him back bloodied and humble and I am not going to roll over and surrender.
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Frederick Smith
Leaders get out in front and stay there by raising the standards by which they judge themselves - and by which they are willing to be judged.
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Batman
Bruce Wayne Y'see, my life is really com-PLEX.
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Abraham Lincoln
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
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Leszezynski Stanislaus
What is fame? The advantage of being known by people of whom you yourself know nothing, and for whom you care as little.
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Sir Winston Churchill
On recognizing China But if you recognize anyone it does not mean you like them. For instance, we all recognize the right honourable gentleman the member for Ebbw Vale.
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Andy Gibb
Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
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Shakespeare
How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a weary world.
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Elaine Boosler
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
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Agatha Christie
I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable ... but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
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