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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 90
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Thomas a Kempis
Never be entirely idle but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
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Maryon Pearson
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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John C. Sawhill
In the end, our society will be defined not only by what we create but by what we refuse to destroy.
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Hasidic Saying
To worry is a sin. Only one sort of worry is permissible; to worry because one worries.
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William Orville Douglas
Religious experiences which are as real as life to some may be incomprehensible to others.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Nature"
The sun illuminates only the eye of the man, but shines into the eyes and the heart of the child.
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Dorothy Allison, O Magazine, January 2004
Change, when it comes, cracks everything open.
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Thomas Peters
If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade.
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Author Unknown
Peace won by the compromise of principles is a short-lived achievement.
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Ben J. Wattenberg
The plural of anecdote is data.
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Andrew Alden
Before speaking, consider the interpretation of your words as well as their intent.
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