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Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 53
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Richard Dawkings:, "The Selfish Gene"
Personally I rather look forward to a computer program winning the world chess championship. Humanity needs a lesson in humility.
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Albert Camus
Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.
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Erich Fromm
One cannot be deeply responsive to the world without being saddened very often.
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Mae West
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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Yula Moses
Wisdom is harder to DO than it is to know.
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A. Whitney Griswold
Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by a club Could the New Testament have been composed as a conference report Creative ideas do not spring from groups. They spring from individuals. The divine spark leaps from the finger of God to the finger of Adam.
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Batman
The Joker Here we are, the perfect pair... Beauty and the Beast. Mind you, if anybody calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
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Tom Stoppard
If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.
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Stephen Hawking
My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.
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Igor Fyodorovich Stravinsky
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
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Martha Brooks, True Confessions of a Heartless Girl
When you helped somebody, right away you were responsible for that person. And things always followed for which you were never prepared.
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William Wordsworth
The world is too much with us late and soon,Getting and spending, we lay waste our powersLittle we see in Nature that is oursWe have given our hearts away, a sordid boon
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