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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Proverbs and Sayings - 99

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Call it Nature, Fate, Fortune all these are names of the one and selfsame God.


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Unknown

Real solutions are discovered only where they actually exist Within the individual's own essence.


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Neva Cole

Our job is not to straighten each other out, But to help each other up.


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Bergen

Freedom of speech and freedom of action are meaningless without freedom to think. And there is no freedom of thought without doubt.


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Eckhart Tolle

Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have.


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Oscar Wilde

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.


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Laurens Van der Post

Life begins as a quest of the child for the man and ends as a journey by the man to rediscover the child.


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Jonathan Kozol

Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.


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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.


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Publius Cornelius Tacitus

In times of tumult and discord bad men have the most power mental and moral excellence require peace and quiteness.


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James Bond Tomorrow Never Dies

The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

To know is not less than to feel.



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