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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 80
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John Wesley
Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all the ways you can, In all the places you can, At all the times you can, To all the people you can, As long as ever you can.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
Money is the sinew of love as well as war.
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John Keats
Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.
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Brigham Young
Education is the power to think clearly, the power to act well in the world's work, and the power to appreciate life.
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Airplane
Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines
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Merry Browne
Preconceived notions are the locks on the door to wisdom.
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P. J. O\'Rourke
With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
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J. Gresham Machen
The Christian cannot be satisfied so long as any human activity is either opposed to Christianity or out of connection with Christianity. Christianity must pervade not merely all nations but also all of human thought.
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Albert Einstein
I feel that you are justified in looking into the future with true assurance, because you have a mode of living in which we find the joy of life and the joy of work harmoniously combined. Added to this is the spirit of ambition which pervades your very being, and seems to make the day's work like a happy child at play. (referring to America)
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Chinese Proverb
Be the first to the field and the last to the couch.
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Aristotle
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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