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Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 91
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Chinua Achebe
A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself.
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Joe Paterno
The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
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Peter Drucker
Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans.
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Eugene McCarthy
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
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Woody Allen
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
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George Bernard Shaw
What we want is to see the child in pursuit of knowledge, and not knowledge in pursuit of the child.
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Dennis Koenig
Einstein said God doesn't play dice with the universe, but I don't know--maybe not as a whole, but I think he gets a pretty big kick out of messing in peoples' back yards.
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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 1 scene 2
My library Was dukedom large enough.
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J. Michael Straczynski
Never follow somebody else's path it doesn't work the same way twice for anyone...the path follows you and rolls up behind you as you walk, forcing the next person to find their own way.
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Jawaharlal Nehru
A theory must be tempered with reality.
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Robert Newton Peck
Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
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Samuel Johnson
I am always sorry when any language is lost, because languages are the pedigrees of nations.
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