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Humour Proverbs and Sayings - 64
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Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Anon.
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
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Emanuel Swedenborg, From the book "Divine Providence" #330
Heaven is such that all who have lived well, of whatever religion, have a place there.
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Lee Iacocca
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
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Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
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Sonya Friedman
The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others.
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Thomas Andrew Bailey
There must be such a thing as a child with average ability, but you can't find a parent who will admit that it is his child.
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Mel Colgrove
Know that the pain will pass, and, when it passes, you will be stronger, happier, more sensitive and aware.
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Arnold Toynbee
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.
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Child Age 6
Home is where the house is.
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Marie Curie
One never notices what has been done one can only see what remains to be done.
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