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Crazy Proverbs and Sayings - 43
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Fred Allen
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
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Author Unknown
You can buy education, but wisdom is a gift from God.
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Juliene Berk
Habits...the only reason they persist is that they are offering some satisfaction...You allow them to persist by not seeking any other, better form of satisfying the same needs. Every habit, good or bad, is acquired and learned in the same way - by finding that it is a means of satisfaction.
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John Keats
Do you not see how necessary a world of pains and troubles is to school an intelligence and make it a soul
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Dorothy Fields
Love is the reason for it all.
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George Burns
I'd rather be a failure at something I enjoy than a success at something I hate.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Let's not talk so much about vice. I'm against vice in all forms.
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William Blake
When the doors of perception are cleansed, man will see things as they truly are, infinite.
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Peggy Noonan
Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try.
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Vida D. Scudder
It is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.
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Theodore Parker
Magnificent promises are always to be suspected.
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Gary Trudeau
I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.
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