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Very Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 60
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Richard Baxter
Dangers bring fears, and fears more dangers bring.
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Arthur Honegger
There is no doubt that the first requirement for a composer is to be dead.
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Aristophanes
A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.
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Reinhold Niebuhr
Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary.
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Oscar Wilde
Oscar Wilde: I wish I had said that. Whistler: You will, Oscar; you will.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
To the dull mind all nature is leaden. To the illumined mind the whole world sparkles with light.
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George D. Prentice
When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is a pretty certain sign that she has his.
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Dorothy Parker
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea;
And love is thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Romania.
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William Dement, Forbes Magazine, April 6, 1998
Dreaming permits every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
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Albert Einstein
Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.
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Jean de la Bruyere
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present-- which seldom happens to us.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.
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