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Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 45
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George Lois
Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by orginality, overcomes everything.
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Adrienne Rich
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
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Ambassador Li Zhaoxing, PRC, Idaho Grain, Fall 2000, p.8
Farmers are the only indispensable people on the face of the earth.
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Rick Irving
Like the number of apples Contained within a single apple seed Each opportunity that we seize Contains an untold number of benefits.
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Eugene Delacroix
What makes men of genius, or rather, what they make, is not new ideas, it is that idea - possessing them - that what has been said has still not been said enough.
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John Lennon
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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Dr. Robert Schuller
Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.
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Pearl Bailey
There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside.
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Edmund Spenser, 1590
Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please.
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Jackie Mason
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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Michel Leiris
Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge nothing.
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Virgil, Aeneid
Each of us bears his own Hell.
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