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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 35

Publilius Syrus

A rolling stone gathers no moss.


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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The man of understanding finds everything laughable.


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Real Live Preacher

Fidelity to commitment in the face of doubts and fears is a very spiritual thing.


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Henri de Lubac

Habit and routine have an unbelievable power to waste and destroy.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes

The life of the law has not been logic but experience.


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Paul Meyer

Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, Worthwhile, Personal Goals.


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Robert Francis Kennedy, 1968 presidential campaign

There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?


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Louis Keisler

Always remember, you can never finish work, but work can finish you.


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Henry James

The only success worth one's powder was success in the line of one's idiosyncrasy . what was talent but the art of being completely whatever one happened to be


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Lance Morrow

The real 196s began on the afternoon of November '22


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William Arthur Ward

A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths; feels your fears but fortifies your faith; sees your anxieties but frees your spirit; recognizes your disabilities but emphasizes your possibilities.


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Laurence J. Peter

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.



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