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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 82
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William Hazlitt
The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
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Rod Serling
It may be said with a degree of assurance that not everything that meets the eye is as it appears.
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Ruben Studdard, Seventeen Magazine, September 2003
You have to learn that if you start making sure you feel good, everything will be okay.
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Greek Proverb
Wonder is the beginning of wisdom.
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Barbara Tuchman
Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.
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James Boswell
I have found you an argument I am not obliged to find you an understanding.
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Oscar Wilde
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
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Francis Quarles
Socrates called beauty a short-lived tyranny; Plato, a privilege of nature; Theophrastus, a silent cheat; Theocritus, a delightful prejudice; Carneades, a solitary kingdom; Aristotle, that it was better than all the letters of recommendation in the world; Homer, that it was a glorious gift of nature; and Ovid, that it was favor bestowed by the gods.
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Bill Vaughan
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
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Thomas Szasz
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
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Sheila Graham
Food is the most primitive form of comfort.
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Emma Bunton
You can't change who you are, but you can surely make the best of it. And if you've got a thought, act on it.
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