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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 101

Pope John Paul II

To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children. Each member of the family has to become, in a special way, the servant of the others.


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Elie Wiesel

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself.


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Orison Swett Marden

The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is success, and there is no other.


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Tsutomu Shimomura

We call things we don't understand complex, but that means we haven't found a good way of thinking about them.


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Charles Caleb Colton

The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is that which they exercise the least--the privilege of making others happy.


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Mary Daly

It is the creative potential itself in human beings that is the image of God.


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J. Martin Kohe

Yes, we are all different. Different customs, different foods, different mannerisms, different languages, but not so different that we cannot get along with one another. If we will disagree without being disagreeable.


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Johann von Goethe

Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live.


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Dr. Phillip McGraw

When you choose the behaviour, you choose the consequences.


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Will Rogers

Nothing you can't spell will ever work.


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Richard Bently

No man is demolished but by himself.


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Douglas Noel Adams

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.



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