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Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 101
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Pope John Paul II
To maintain a joyful family requires much from both the parents and the children. Each member of the family has to become, in a special way, the servant of the others.
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Elie Wiesel
Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself.
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Orison Swett Marden
The greatest thing a man can do in this world is to make the most possible out of the stuff that has been given him. This is success, and there is no other.
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Tsutomu Shimomura
We call things we don't understand complex, but that means we haven't found a good way of thinking about them.
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Charles Caleb Colton
The greatest and most amiable privilege which the rich enjoy over the poor is that which they exercise the least--the privilege of making others happy.
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Mary Daly
It is the creative potential itself in human beings that is the image of God.
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J. Martin Kohe
Yes, we are all different. Different customs, different foods, different mannerisms, different languages, but not so different that we cannot get along with one another. If we will disagree without being disagreeable.
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Johann von Goethe
Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live.
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Dr. Phillip McGraw
When you choose the behaviour, you choose the consequences.
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Will Rogers
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
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Richard Bently
No man is demolished but by himself.
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Douglas Noel Adams
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
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