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Clever Proverbs and Sayings - 78
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Paulo Coelho, Brida
True love allows each person to follow his or her own path, aware that doing so can never drive them apart.
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Dr. Robert Schuller
Life is but a moment, death also is but another.
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Thomas Paine
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
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Mistinguett
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'
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Duke Ellington
There are two kinds of worries -- those you can do something about and those you can't. Don't spend any time on the latter.
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Henry David Thoreau
As for the pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much as the fact that so many men could be found degraded enough to spend their lives constructing a tomb for some ambitious booby, whom it would have been wiser and manlier to have drowned in the Nile, and then given his body to the dogs.
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Tallulah Bankhead
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Liberty is one of the most valuable blessings that Heaven has bestowed upon mankind.
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Sue Grafton
People who've had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they're bland An unhappy childhood compels you to use your imagination to create a world in which you can be happy. Use your old grief. That's the gift you're given.
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Bertrand Russell
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.
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Saadi
O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies.
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