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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 66
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Cicero
Strain every nerve to gain your point.
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Herbert Hoover
Older men declare war, but it is the youth that must fight and die.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Advice is like snow the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind.
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Edmund Spenser
Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please.
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Og Mandino
Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your good health has vanished.
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J.W.N. Sullivan
For every living creature that succeeds in getting a footing in life there are thousands or millions that perish. There is an enormous random scattering for every seed that comes to life. This does not remind us of intelligent human design. If a man in order to shoot a hare, were to discharge thousands of guns on a great moor in all possible directions; if in order to get into a locked room, he were to buy ten thousand casual keys, and try them all; if, in order to have a house, he were to build a town, and leave all the other houses to wind and weather - assuredly no one would call such proceedings purposeful and still less would anyone conjecture behind these proceedings a higher wisdom, unrevealed reasons, and superior prudence.
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Oliver Goldsmith
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
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Seneca
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
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William Makepeace Thackeray
Attacking is the only secret. Dare and the world always yields; or if it beats you sometimes, dare it again and it will succumb.
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H. L. Mencken
There comes a time when a man must spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.
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Dolly Parton
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up the rain.
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Albert Einstein
Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
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