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Amusing Proverbs and Sayings - 97
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Jeff Melvoin
Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now
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Eugene V. Debs
The master class has always declared the wars; the subject class has always fought the battles. The master class had all to gain and nothing to lose, while the subject class has had nothing to gain and all to lose - especially their lives.
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Unknown
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
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Blaise Pascal
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forgo an advantage.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
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Dr. Karl Menninger
Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world a prescription often given, too rarely taken.
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Robert Byrne
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
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Albert Camus
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
I have seen gross intolerance shown in support of toleration.
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Jean-Paul Sartre
In love, one and one are one.
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Austin Elliot
Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
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