Salvador Dali

The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.

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John Buchan

We can pay our debt to the past by putting the future in debt to ourselves.

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Abraham Lincoln

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

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Pat Robertson, when asked the question "Does the Bible specifically tell us what is going to happen in the future", "700 Club" D

It sure does, Ben, it definitely does...this is definite...it specifically clearly, unequivocally says that Russia and other countries will enter into war and God will destroy Russia through earthquakes, volcanoes...

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H. L. Mencken

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.

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French Proverb

From word to deed is a great space.

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Oprah Winfrey

Whatever you fear most has no power - it is your fear that has the power.

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Grace Speare

Welcome every problem as an opportunity. Each moment is the great challenge, the best thing that ever happened to you . The more difficult the problem, the greater the challenge in working it out.

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Abraham Lincoln

I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives. I like to see a man live so that his place will be proud of him.

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Fred A. Manske, Jr.

The ultimate leader is one who is willing to develop people to the point that they eventually surpass him or her in knowledge and ability.

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Will Rogers

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

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