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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 92
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Gaius Julius Caesar
Veni, vidi, vici. (I came, I saw, I conquered.)
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Confucius
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
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Epicurus
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
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Quentin Crisp
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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Jean Sibelius
No statue has ever been put up to a critic.
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Aristotle
Man is by nature a political animal.
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Seneca, Epistles
There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
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Al Capone
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone.
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Eddie Cantor
Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.
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Mark Jenkins
Maps encourage boldness. They're like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible.
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Haniel Long
Our deeds disguise us. People need endless time to try on their deeds, until each knows the proper deeds for him to do. But every day, every hour, rushes by. There is no time.
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Prince Otto
Universal suffrage is the government of a house by its nursery.
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