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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 52
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Harper Lee
The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
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Zig Ziglar
Every sale has five basic obstacles no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.
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Aldous Huxley
Abused as we abuse it at present, dramatic art is in no sense cathartic it is merely a form of emotional masturbation. It is the rarest thing to find a player who has not had his character affected for the worse by the practice of his profession. Nobody can make a habit of self-exhibition, nobody can exploit his personality for the sake of exercising a kind of hypnotic power over others, and remain untouched by the process.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The only gift is a portion of thyself.
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Nikita Khrushchev
I want to talk to these people because they stay in power and you change all the time.
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Will Rogers, New York Times, Sept 30 1923
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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Lord Macaulay
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it.
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John Wooden
Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming.
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Robin Green
Dr. Joel Fleischman in nature. Not exactly the man you knew. He couldn't see past the Hudson River if he tried. He liked his fish smoked or preferable hand sliced from Zabars on a sliced bagel served with onions. Nature, to him, was an irritant. Birds didn't sing, they woke him up. A body of water wasn't life, it was a golf hazard..
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Confucius, The Confucian Analects
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it not the age of Revolution when the old and the new stand side by side...when the glories of the old can be compensated by the rich possibilities of the new era This time...is a very good one...
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