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Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 41
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David Borenstein
Feelings are not supposed to be logical. Dangerous is the man who has rationalized his emotions.
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Reynolds Price
What I still ask for daily - for life as long as I have work to do, and work as long as I have life.
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Alan Alexander Milne
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities.
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Malcolm X, Malcolm X Speaks, 1965
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.
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Woody Allen
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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Don Marquis
An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.
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Allison Kearney
Laughter is complete rapture vocalized.
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Plato
You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions. Refrain therefore awhile from setting yourself up as a judge of the highest matters.
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Leonard Bernstein
Any great work of art . . . revives and readapts time and space, and the measure of its success is the extent to which it makes you an inhabitant of that world -- the extent to which it invites you in and lets you breathe its strange, special air.
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Charles Peguy
The honest man must be a perpetual renegade, the life of an honest man a perpetual infidelity. For the man who wishes to remain faithful must take himself perpetually unfaithful to all the continual, successive, indefatigable, renascent errors.
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Sir Winston Churchill, (1874-1965)
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
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