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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 56
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Edward Gibbon
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.
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Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Joseph Addison
If men would consider not so much wherein they differ, as wherein they agree, there would be far less of uncharitableness and angry feeling.
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Sir Winston Churchill
I am certainly not one of those who need to be prodded. In fact, if anything, I am the prod.
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Arab Proverb
Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire.
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Henri Frdric Amiel
The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. Accept life, and you must accept regret.
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Dr. David M. Burns
Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person.
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Pearl Sydenstricker Buck
Growth itself contains the germ of happiness.
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William Shakespeare
The devil hath power To assume a pleasing shape.
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Robert Macleod
The creator is both detached and committed, free and yet ensnared, concerned but not too much so. If motivation is too strong the person is blinded if the objective situation is too tightly structured, the person sees none of its alternative possibilities.
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Jean Kerr
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help.
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J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 2003
Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.
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