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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 32
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Martin Mull
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
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George Frost Kennan
The accords were fig leaves of democratic procedure to hide the nakedness of Stalinist dictatorship.
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Robert Frost
I never dared to be radical when young For fear it would make me conservative when old.
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Sir Winston Churchill
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
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Hermann Hesse
Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could be no concept of humanity.
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Joshua L. Chamberlain, General Commander 20th Maine, Union Forces,
We know not of the future, and cannot plan for it much. But we can hold our spirits and our bodies so pure and high, we may cherish such thoughts and ideals, and dream such dreams of lofty purpose, that we can determine and know what manner of men we will be whenever and wherever the hour stricks that calls to noble action..., No man becomes suddenly different from his habit and cherished thought.
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Cecil B. DeMille
Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.
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John Calvin
For Scripture is the school of the Holy Spirit, in which, as nothing is omitted that is both necessary and useful to know, so nothing is taught but what is expedient to know. Therefore we must guard against depriving believers of anything disclosed about predestination in Scripture, lest we seem either wickedly to defraud them of the blessing of their God or to accuse and scoff at the Holy Spirit for having published what it is in any way profitable to suppress.
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William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona", Act 1 scene 3
O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!
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Johnny Carson
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called sucking up to the stars.
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Eve Babitz
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.
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John Steinbeck
No one wants advice -- only corroboration.
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