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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 46
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Will Rogers
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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Kenneth Hartley Blanchard
The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority.
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Cornelius Tacitus
It is found by experience that admirable laws and right precedents among the good have their origin in the misdeeds of others.
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Jonathan Swift
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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Robin Green
I have seen men fly bombers with their faces half- blown away. You're going to allow a few algebra formulas to ground you
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Mark Twain
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Edwin Booth
An actor is a sculptor who carves in snow.
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Seneca
A good conscience fears no witness, but a guilty conscience is solicitous even in solitude. If we do nothing but what is honest, let all the world know it. But if otherwise, what does it signify to have nobody else know it, so long as I know it myself? Miserable is he who slights that witness.
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Sri da Avabhas
All doubt, despair, and fear become insignificant once the intention of life becomes love, rather than dependence on love.
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Unknown
Nobody trips over mountains. It is the small pebble that causes you to stumble. Pass all the pebbles in your path and you will find you have crossed the mountain.
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Mother Teresa
Intense love does not measure, it just gives.
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Al Gore - during 1992 Vice Presidential debate
George Bush taking credit for the Berlin Wall coming down is like the rooster taking credit for the sunrise.
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