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Ronald Reagan
I will veto again and again until spending is brought under control.
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Unknown
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead.
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Norman R. Augustine
A recent government publication on the marketing of cabbage contains, according to one report, '26
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Richard Burton
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
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Bruce Lee, Tao of Jeet Kune Do, Ohara Publications
To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.
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William Butler Yeats
We taste and feel and see the truth. We do not reason outselves into it.
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David Assael
They say that blood is thicker than water. Maybe that's why we battle our own with more energy and gusto than we would ever expend on strangers.
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Nikki Giovanni
Nothing is easy to the unwilling.
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Edith Sitwell
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness. It is often a kind of innocent pride, and the man of genius and the aristocrat are frequently regarded as eccentrics because genius and aristocrat are entirely unafraid of and uninfluenced by the opinions and vagaries of the crowd.
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Thomas H. Huxley
Science comits suicide when it adopts a creed.
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Unknown
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers.
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Marilyn vos Savant
To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
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