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Charles Farrar Browne
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.
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Pat Elphinstone
The human brain is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's time to turn off the sound.
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Hubert Humphrey
The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.
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Psalm 42, Book II, Holy Bible
Why art thou cast down, O my soul? and why art thou disquieted in me? hope thou in God: for I shall yet praise him for the help of his countenance.
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Chinese proverb
He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
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Wu Ting-Fang
Education is like a double-edged sword. It may be turned to dangerous uses if it is not properly handled.
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Real Live Preacher, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, October 20, 2003
Love the ones you can. Touch the ones you can reach. Let the others go.
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Eric Hoffer
We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents.
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Thomas Carlyle
The best effect of any book is that it excites the reader to self-activity.
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William Shakespeare, "As You Like It", Act 1 scene 2
The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.
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Author Unknown
Behind every successful man there are usually a lot of unsuccessful years.
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Cicero
To be content with what one has is the greatest and truest of riches.
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