Lynn Lavner

The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.

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Francis Bacon

The general root of superstition is that men observe when things hit, and not when they miss and commit to memory the one, and pass over the other.

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Lawana Blackwell

Outings are so much more fun when we can savor them through the children's eyes.

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Walter Bagehot

The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.

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Jason DeBruin, The poem "Temporary Shame"

Let me beg for your mercy if I have failed to earn your respect.

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Greek Proverb

A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime.

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Thomas Calyle

The work an unknown good man has done is like a vein of water flowing hidden underground, secretly making the ground green.

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Virginia Woolf

Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size.

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Leonardo DaVinci

It is hard to have patience with people who say 'There is no death' or 'Death doesn't matter.' There is death. And whatever is matters. And whatever happens has consequences, and it and they are irrevocable and irreversible. You might as well say that birth doesn't matter.

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Chico Marx, "The Coconuts" "1929-Movie"

Why a duck?

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Evelyn Underhill

After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.

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