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Funny Proverbs and Sayings - 51
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
We know better than we do. We do not yet possess ourselves.
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John F. Kennedy
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.
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Ben Johnson
I am grieved that it should be said he is my brother, and take these courses. Well, as he brews, so shall he drink, for George again. Yet he shall hear on't, and tightly, too, an' I live, i'faith.
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Amelia Burr
Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die.
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Marc Maihueird
Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually comptatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
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John F. Kennedy
Too often we...enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
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Jerry Coleman
At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal '5
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Alfred Bernhard Nobel
If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied.
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Voltaire
Once the people begin to reason, all is lost.
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Epictetus
If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself 'I used to be angry every day then every other day now only every third or fourth day.' When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.
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Miguel de Cervantes
Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within.
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Miguel Cervantes
I do not say a proverb is amiss when aptly and reasonably applied, but to be forever discharging them, right or wrong, hit or miss, renders conversation insipid and vulgar.
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