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Publilius Syrus
It is only the ignorant who despise education.
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Morrow Mayo
Los Angeles, it should be understood, is not a mere city. On the contrary, it is, and has been since 1888, a commodity; something to be advertised and sold to the people of the United States like automobiles, cigarettes and mouth wash.
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Samuel Butler
Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds.
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Garth Brooks
I don't fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually for something you've done in the past. And I like to keep looking forward.
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Mark Twain
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.
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Douglas Noel Adams
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.
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Aristotle
All men by nature desire knowledge.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
We Americans know-although others appear to forget-the risk of spreading conflict. We still seek no wider war. (On ordering retaliatory action against North Vietnam)
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Anton Chekhov
People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.
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Publilius Syrus
We must give lengthy deliberation to what has to be decided once and for all.
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Mencius
The great man is he who does not loose his child's heart.
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