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Humorous Proverbs and Sayings - 85
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Leo Tolstoy
The sole meaning of life is to serve humanity.
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Marie Curie
Nothing in this world is to be feared... only understood.
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Immanuel Kant
The history of the human race, viewed as a whole may be regarded as the realization of a hidden plan of nature to bring about a political constitution, internally, and for this purpose, also externally perfect, as the only state in which all the capacities implanted by her in mankind can be fully developed.
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George S. Clason
Where the determination is, the way can be found.
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Richard von Weizscker
There were many ways of not burdening one's conscience, of shunning responsibility, looking away, keeping mum. When the unspeakable truth of the Holocaust then became known at the end of the war, all too many of us claimed that they had not known anything about it or even suspected anything.
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Isaac Asimov
No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be. . .
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Anais Nin
Anxiety is love's greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a drowning man holds on to you. You want to save him, but you know he will strangle you with his panic.
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Alexander Hamilton
Justice is the end of government. It is the end of civil society. It ever has been and ever will be pursued until it be obtained, or until liberty be lost in the pursuit. In a society under the forms of which the stronger faction can readily unite and oppress the weaker, anarchy may as truly be said to reign as in a state of nature, where the weaker individual is not secured against the violence of the stronger and as, in the latter state, even the individuals are prompted, by the uncertainty of their condition, to submit to a government which may protect the weak as well as themselves so, in the former state, will the more powerful factions or parties be gradually induced, by a like motive to wish for a government which will protect all parties, the weaker as well as the more powerful.
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Alice Mackenzie Swaim
Courage is not the towering oak That sees storms come and go It is the fragile blossom That opens in the snow.
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Charles F. Kettering
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously.
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Richard I. Winword
Life offers two great gifts--time, and the ability to choose how we spend it. Planning is a process of choosing among those many options. If we do not choose to plan, then we choose to have others plan for us.
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Derwood Fincher
Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse!
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