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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Proverbs and Sayings - 88

Ann Frank, Diary of Ann Frank

I want to go on living even after my death, And therefore I am grateful to God
For giving this gift…
Of expressing all that is in me.


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Ann Landers

Nobody gets to live life backwards. Look ahead -- that's where your future lies.


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Adrienne E. Gusoff

The world is round; it has no point.


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Thomas Fuller

Zeal without knowledge is fire without light.


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Dwight Eisenhower, April 16, 1953

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.


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Titus Maccius Plautus

Not every age is fit for childish sports.


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James Barrie

Shall we make a new rule of life from tonight always try to be a little kinder than is necessary.


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Arthur C. Clarke

But the only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.


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Francois De La Rochefoucauld

We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them.


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Harry S Truman

The White House is the finest prison in the world.


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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson

A Shade upon the mind there passesAs when on NoonA Cloud the mighty Sun encloses.


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Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it down.



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