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When the light has sharply faded And you have lost your way Let another's love guide you It can turn blackest night into day.
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Anon.
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
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Abraham Lincoln
I am for those means which will give the greatest good to the greatest number.
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Archbishop Ireland
Law is order in liberty, and without order liberty is social chaos.
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Francis Bacon
Books must follow sciences, and not sciences books.
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William Shakespeare
The rest is silence.
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William Shakespeare
Angels and ministers of grace defend us.Be thou a spirit of health, or goblin damned,Bring with thee airs from heaven, or blasts from hell,Be thy intents wicked, or charitable,Thou com'st in such a questionable shape,That I will speak to thee.
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Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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Oscar Wilde
It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
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Michael Palin
I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I love art, and I love food, so I am the perfect traveller.
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Thomas Carlyle
That there should one Man die ignorant who had capacity for Knowledge, this I call a tragedy.
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Francis Bacon
In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy but in passing it over, he is superior.
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