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George Burns
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
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Voltaire
You despise books you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.
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Aristotle
A friend is a second self.
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Aeschylus
It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.
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Assyrian Proverb
If you are a host to your guest, be a host to his dog also.
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Jerry Coleman
Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening.
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William Wordsworth, "Ode: Intimations of Immortality from Recollections of Early Childhood", 1803
To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.
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Samuel Johnson
Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out.
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Jean Anouilh
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He is.
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William Wharton
What is love? As far as I can tell, is is passion, admiration, and respect. If you have two, you have enough. If you have all three, you dont have to die to go to heaven.
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Kahlil Gibran
Where is the justice of political power if it executes the murderer and jails the plunderer, and then itself marches upon neighboring lands, killing thousands and pillaging the very hills
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Chinese Proverb
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
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