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Clever Proverbs and Sayings - 38
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men are what their mothers made them.
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Abraham Lincoln
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business.
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Claude Debussy
If I am not making music, I have no reason for existing.
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Mother Theresa
If you are successful, you may win false friends and true enemies. Succeed anyway.
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John Ruskin
Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, and snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
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W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Ayn Rand
Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.
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W. S. Gilbert
If you wish in this world to advance, your merits you're bound to enhance You must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, or trust me, you haven't a chance.
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Lyndon B. Johnson
They call upon us to supply American boys to do the job that Asian boys should do.
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Charles Robert Darwin
It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent it is the one that is most adaptable to change.
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Jim Goodwin
The impossible is often the untried.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732
All things are difficult before they are easy.
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