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Sarcastic Proverbs and Sayings - 36
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Ambrose Bierce
Brain an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Jonathan Winters
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
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Henry Ford
Whether you think you can or whether you think you can't, you're right.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
To greed, all nature is insufficient. - Hercules Oetaeus
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Radiquet
A true artist is born with a unique voice and cannot copy so he has only to copy to prove his originality.
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George Bernard Shaw, Shewing-Up of Blanco Posnet (1911) "Limits to Toleration"
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
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Italian Proverb
Love rules without rules.
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Barry Lopez
One of the great dreams of man must be to find some place between the extremes of nature and civilization where it is possible to live without regret.
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John "The Penguin" Bingham, The courage to start
As an athlete, when you least expect it, you may find yourself standing on the threshold of an accomplishment so monumental that it strikes fear into your soul. You must stand ready, at any moment, to face the unknown. You must be ready to walk boldly thru the wall of uncertainty.
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Hubert Humphrey
You cannot go around and keep score. If you keep score on the good things and the bad things, you'll find out that you're a very miserable person. God gave man the ability to forget, which is one of the greatest attributes you have. Because if you remember everything that's happened to you, you generally remember that which is the most unfortunate.
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Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
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James Dean
My purpose in life does not include a hankering to charm society.
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