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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 72
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Albert Einstein
I like neither new clothes nor new kinds of food.
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Saint Augustine, Confessions
I was in love with loving.
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Dean Koontz, Shadow Fires ( early book)
When life hands us a beutiful bouquet of flowers we stare at it in cautious expectation of a bee.
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Jerry Coleman
The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.
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William Shakespeare
The sands are number'd that make up my life.
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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
Find ecstasy in life the mere sense of living is joy enough.
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Wernher von Braun
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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Ken Olsen, President, Digital Equipment, 1977
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
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Richard Wagner
I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven.
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Anonymous
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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Jawaharlal Nehru
Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes.
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Herbert Spencer
Life is the continuous adjustment of internal relations to external relations.
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