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Silly Proverbs and Sayings - 62
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Neal A. Maxwell
Eventually, there will not be enough prisons if there are not enough good homes.
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Francis Quarles
If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy honor be safer, better and cheaper.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
When you sling mud, you lose ground.
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Old School
Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart man.
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Cicero
Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.
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Philip Wylie
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The unnatural, that too is natural.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt, First Inaugural Address, Mar. 4, 1933
First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.
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Oscar W. Firkins
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders.
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Oscar Wilde
The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
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Daisaku Ikeda
You must not for one instant give up the effort to build new lives for yourselves. Creativity means to push open the heavy, groaning doorway to life. This is not an easy struggle. Indeed, it may be the most difficult task in the world, for opening the door to your own life is, in the end, more difficult than opening the doors to the mysteries of the universe.
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Amelia Earhart
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.
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